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[bottombitch]

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RESIDENCE ✦ Emerald District, 1BR
GEMBOND ✦ Sapphire

It's me, Aoba! Sorry I missed you, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you! Promise~

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Comments

[bottombitch]

oh my god I'm not going to beat you or step on you

c'mon you can't stay in there forever

when are we going to hang out
i'm bored

...you PROMISED.

[gumboots]

when

when did i promise DICK SHIT to you young man



you're just going to whine anyway and this is my fault for not letting you leave me on read isn't it

ok fine i'll get dressed you want to try and figure out my coordinates from this thing or

[bottombitch]

you probably didn't but it had it's intended effect anyway
sucker

so which apartment's yours anyway?
I want to see if you're managing to live like a normal person yet

[gumboots]

just for this i'm looking up more pick up lines

you must have 11 protons because you're sodium fine


heh

uhhh just look for the apartment with pigeons out the front i just threw some chopped up old spinach out they're going bananas

[bottombitch]

okay that one was too cerebral, i literally know nothing about chemistry

pigeons? what the hell

is this your way of saying you're living on the roof??

[gumboots]

the sodium fine bit is the only bit that matters but ok here's another

my battery's at 4% and i chose to message you

actually no that one's kind of nice ignore that

try this instead: are you a chicken, because you're impeccable


i like birds shut up they're my friends accept me accept my pigeons
we're not on the roof they just chill outside the door and until someone gets on my ass about feeding them i'll keep doing it