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« SLY BLUE » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION AOBA SERAGAKI ✦ DRAMATICAL MURDER
RESIDENCE ✦ Emerald District, 1BR
GEMBOND ✦ Sapphire

It's me, Aoba! Sorry I missed you, just leave me a message and I'll get back to you! Promise~

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Comments

[gumboots]

wait what

no

no

i'm not falling for this trap you're just going to wait for me to show up like a schmuck and then beat my ass for this

what have i done

i'm not leaving my apartment for the next week you can't make me

[bottombitch]

oh my god
are you seriously afraid I'm going to kick your ass

wait is this another kink thing
are you a masochist
do you want me to step on you with those thigh high boot things?

[ Don't throw stones in glass houses, guys... ]

I wonder if I can find your apartment with this thing

[gumboots]

a little bit yeah

at least one good punch below the chin and above the belt

do you want to step on me Aoba you're really hanging onto a throwaway joke there i can help you work through your masochism if you want we can talk it out i'm here for you





oh fuck i'm locking my door good luck

[bottombitch]

oh my god I'm not going to beat you or step on you

c'mon you can't stay in there forever

when are we going to hang out
i'm bored

...you PROMISED.

[gumboots]

when

when did i promise DICK SHIT to you young man



you're just going to whine anyway and this is my fault for not letting you leave me on read isn't it

ok fine i'll get dressed you want to try and figure out my coordinates from this thing or

[bottombitch]

you probably didn't but it had it's intended effect anyway
sucker

so which apartment's yours anyway?
I want to see if you're managing to live like a normal person yet

[gumboots]

just for this i'm looking up more pick up lines

you must have 11 protons because you're sodium fine


heh

uhhh just look for the apartment with pigeons out the front i just threw some chopped up old spinach out they're going bananas

[bottombitch]

okay that one was too cerebral, i literally know nothing about chemistry

pigeons? what the hell

is this your way of saying you're living on the roof??

[gumboots]

the sodium fine bit is the only bit that matters but ok here's another

my battery's at 4% and i chose to message you

actually no that one's kind of nice ignore that

try this instead: are you a chicken, because you're impeccable


i like birds shut up they're my friends accept me accept my pigeons
we're not on the roof they just chill outside the door and until someone gets on my ass about feeding them i'll keep doing it